Harem

I got these shorts a couple of years ago at Barney’s. You never thought you’d see a harem short did you? Well here it is ladies! I remember trying them on during spring (so I was wearing tights) and I came out of the fitting room thinking I looked fly. Then the sales man went, “omg those are so cute but they look hideous with those tights”. Dammit man, I liked them with the tights! Oh well, they look great without them too. I like the fact that they look borderline like men’s boxer briefs. Totally creating a new trend right here… get ready for it. Underwear becomes outerwear. OMG it’s too much for me to handle. I’m brilliant. 

Ray Ban sunglasses, Free People necklace, J. Crew shirt, Alexander Wang shorts, J. Crew shoes, Cambridge Satchel Company bag 

Low Luv X Erin Wasson cuff, Nixon watch 

YSL ring

You all are just dying to know the highlights of my day aren’t you…. 

Highlights of my day include: 

1) The anticipation that Pretty Little Liars is on tonight

2) Watching Pretty Little Liars 

3) Being so consumed with Pretty Little Liars that I forget that Teen Mom is on (it’s a surprise every time)

4) Having a lovely morning visitor 

5) Not getting food poisoning from the Chirashi I ate at my local Japanese supermarket